Monday, July 28, 2008;
7:33 AM
hey yo!
do you fell bored in the plane
when you are on a long flight?
well why not try ANNOYING FELLOW PASSENGERS!
1. Poke Fun At Paranoia
- strap on a parachute and sit in an upright position
- when the guy next to you ask what you're up to
whisper very loudly ," ONE OF THE ENGINES IS ON FIRE !"
- break into laughter and tell everyone its just a joke
- if they try to castrate you , use the parachute as an escape route.
2.Pick Up Chicks
YOU : Hey,what are you doing?
WOMAN : Im..trying to sleep...
YOU : Mmmm... you smell nice.
WOMAN : Umm..thanks..
YOU : Can i help you adjust your seat ?
WOMAN : Who are you leave me alone !!
YOU : You really do smell great ... like .. roast meat!YUM! :D
WOMAN : SOMEBODY HELP ME!
3.Be Extra Friendly
Bored onboard?Join the stewardesses at the front of the plane
in welcoming all the passengers on the plane with a cheeky
wink and a firm handshake.Remember to make small talk about
the weather with every single passenger just to hold up the
boarding queue.
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE !!!!!!
DISGUISE YOUR FART :
YOU : This Food Smells like FART!
STEWARDESS : Im sorry sir,can i offer you something else
like peanuts instead?
YOU : THESE PEANUTS SMELL LIKE FART!
STEWARDESS : sir, they smelljust fine.
YOU : YOU SMELL LIKE FART!!!
STEWARDESS : .....
YOU : (whispers)im sorry ,im just trying to cover up my gas
by pushing the blame to someone else.you see,i have a
chronic gas disorder
well hope you enjoyed that.. I DID! (:
adios :D
i surrender
Saturday, July 26, 2008;
2:43 AM
DONT YOU THINK THIS GUY IS HOTTTT!
he acted in :
Wiener as BEN
Chuck as Chuck Bartowski
Spiral as Berkley
Big Momma's House 2 as Kevin
Curb Your Enthusiasm as bellman in "Opening night"(episode # 4,10 )
See Jane Date as Grant Asher
Less Than Perfect as Kipp Steadman
Big Shot: Confessions of a Campus Bookie as Adam
and in the show WIENER
he looks extremely HOT
you could see his bodyyyyy omgggg
i wanted to lick his abs!
he is sooo cute too
hahaha he is mine!!
(:
ohyah SUBHAS this is for you _|_
and PREETI this is for you (:
and SYAH IS LOVEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !
-ADIOS-
i surrender
Friday, July 25, 2008;
10:52 PM
okay i just cut my hair last night
its not that nice cus i think one side is longer than the other
but i guess i will get used to it
its a little like bangs but longer
yah ..
i was feeling bored so i decided to cut my hair
yeah i know thats weird
thank you very much
OH OH OH
and have you heard of sea monkeys?
they are sooo cute
i wanna get it !
if you dont know what sea monkeys are then
go to www.sea-monkeys.com
oh wells thats all for today
ADIOS :D
i surrender
Thursday, July 24, 2008;
4:51 AM
today jade and nadia came over to swim
hahas it was funny
i tried on jade's bikini
then nadia said i look like the typical "spanish hottie"
hahas so we went to swim
i pushed jade and nadia into the pool
and the water was !&*#^!&*$^ cold!
we tried floating in the water then
water went into nadia's nose
hahahaha after awhile we decided to go to the slideeeeeee
they both couldnt slide down
they got stuck
so we went back to the bigger pool,
and then the jacuzzi
after swimming we got out and ate our lunch
when we finished eating ,
all of us went up to my house to bath
after bathing nadia had to go home
but jade stayed a little longer ,
we took some photos :D
anyways i had fun today
thats all! :D seeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
i surrender
Tuesday, July 22, 2008;
7:34 AM
yes yes i know i havent been posting or updating much
but i am just toooooooooooooo lazy
and nothing FASCINATING has happened in my life yet
or at least in my EVERY DAY life
but if something funny/embarrassing/random or just
LAMEEEEEEE -.- ..happens
i will post it
ok ok ok ?
so yeah i will end here
MUHAHAHAHA (: * evil laugh*
seeya !!
i surrender
Thursday, July 3, 2008;
4:51 AM
today was really fun ,
after school jade and nadia came over,
we watched " dukes of hazzard "
which made nadia horny .. like REALLY horny .
then jade was saying that kissing on the neck is nice .
suddenly we had like a LITTLE pillow fight ,
i threw a pillow right at nadia's face HAHA :D
so,
after watching the movie ,
we went to my room ,
they wanted to try on my clothes,
crazy!i know..lol
anyways i turned on the radio
and nadia started singing .
really lame ,
then that STUPIDHORNY nadia suddenly kissed me
i was like " OMG WHAT THE HELL ! WHYD YOU DO THAT?!?!EW!"
anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssss
its was really fun
cause we got to straighten nadia's curly camel shit hair
but after awhile it curled back ,
when they left i had nothing to do .
it was super boring,
then i decided to watch ANOTHER movie ,
i think it was ..."camp rock"!
yeah its a nice show.
after that i taught my maid how to salsa
hahaha she was like falling down ,
and she took 15 mins just to do a simple step.
after dancing like for 30 mins ,
my whole shirt was wet,
super tired, and i was perspiring all over.
yeah thats about all i did today
ill update soon ..
GOOOOODBYE :D:D
i surrender
