Monday, July 28, 2008;
7:33 AM
hey yo!
do you fell bored in the plane
when you are on a long flight?
well why not try ANNOYING FELLOW PASSENGERS!
1. Poke Fun At Paranoia
- strap on a parachute and sit in an upright position
- when the guy next to you ask what you're up to
whisper very loudly ," ONE OF THE ENGINES IS ON FIRE !"
- break into laughter and tell everyone its just a joke
- if they try to castrate you , use the parachute as an escape route.
2.Pick Up Chicks
YOU : Hey,what are you doing?
WOMAN : Im..trying to sleep...
YOU : Mmmm... you smell nice.
WOMAN : Umm..thanks..
YOU : Can i help you adjust your seat ?
WOMAN : Who are you leave me alone !!
YOU : You really do smell great ... like .. roast meat!YUM! :D
WOMAN : SOMEBODY HELP ME!
3.Be Extra Friendly
Bored onboard?Join the stewardesses at the front of the plane
in welcoming all the passengers on the plane with a cheeky
wink and a firm handshake.Remember to make small talk about
the weather with every single passenger just to hold up the
boarding queue.
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE !!!!!!
DISGUISE YOUR FART :
YOU : This Food Smells like FART!
STEWARDESS : Im sorry sir,can i offer you something else
like peanuts instead?
YOU : THESE PEANUTS SMELL LIKE FART!
STEWARDESS : sir, they smelljust fine.
YOU : YOU SMELL LIKE FART!!!
STEWARDESS : .....
YOU : (whispers)im sorry ,im just trying to cover up my gas
by pushing the blame to someone else.you see,i have a
chronic gas disorder
well hope you enjoyed that.. I DID! (:
adios :D
i surrender
